Teen pop is dead, y'all.

Looks like Britney Spears' return to the stage was not the triumphant comeback her fans prayed it would be. After she kept fans waiting for about three hours, she came onstage for a a 15-minute set. She lip-synced five songs, did a few rudimentary, graceless dance moves, and (apparently) chomped gum. Britney can chew gum and lip sync at the same time? Wow, I guess she really does have talent.

File under "not even trying" is the title of one blog post. And Michael Ventre is rolling his eyes as he ponders Britney's remaining fans.

The bar for pop fans seems to get lower and lower. But now it may have hit the ground altogether. When a form of entertainment segues into abuse, it’s time to seek other forms of entertainment.

I don’t want to call anyone who spent that kind of money so that Britney could keep hundreds waiting for three hours and then play for about 15 minutes a complete simpleton. That would be unfair to complete simpletons.

At what point is it finally acceptable to call the girl a has-been and suggest she has a better future performing at county fairs and karaoke nights?

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