The Truffle

Sad news from the Nation of Wingnutia. Jonah Goldberg's oft-ridiculed and still-unpublished manifesto on liberal fascism has been pushed back yet again --to January 8, 2008. Notes Roger Ailes : It now comes out on Elvis Presley's birthdate, (and will probably die on the toilet much soon than did the King). Ha! Obviously, Mommy's money is keeping Doughy Pantload afloat financially and he feels no need to rush this thing. Durig the course of the book's publication, he's been especially creative with subtitles, throwing in names like Hegel, Hillary Clinton, Mussolini, and Whole Foods. Wait a sec. WHOLE FOODS?!?!? Anyway, this week the working title for the book is: Liberal Fascism: The Secret History of the American Left, From Mussolini to the Politics of Meaning. Awwwwwwww. Why can't he stick Hillary's name in there, like he did in the first place? Or at least throw in Barack Obama. I mean, Obama's middle name is Hussein, after all. Which mea...

What, two crybaby conservatives in one week? Yes, indeedy. This time, Doughy Pantload is sad because "Rome" is ending. The Galloping Beaver tries to help him out of his funk. But, now that "Rome" is coming to an end, Goldberg will be free to take all this strategic and tactical knowledge he's acquired from HBO and offer his exceptional expertise to his favourite branch of the US military. I'm thinking he'll go for the Marines. Whaddya mean, "don't hold your breath"?