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More proof that God does, in fact, exist

Awwwwwww. Guess who got cut out of her grandpa's will? PARTY princess Paris Hilton is $60 million out of pocket after her billionaire grandfather - appalled by her jail term for drink-driving offences - axed her inheritance. Family patriarch Barron Hilton was already embarrassed by his granddaughter's wild behaviour - notably when her home sex video was leaked on the internet. But the 79-year-old considered her 23-day sentence last month the last straw. "He was, and is, extremely embarrassed by how the Hilton name has been sullied by Paris," says Jerry Oppenheimer, who wrote a biography of the clan called House Of Hilton. "He now doesn't want to leave unearned wealth to his family." Hilton senior, the only member of the family left with a sizeable stake in the huge hotel chain, has let it be known that he intends to donate to charity the $2.4bn he will gain from this month's sale of the company to private equity firm Blackstone. The money will go to...

Question

If it's clear that most of the general public is either a. dislikes Paris Hilton or b. doesn't care about her, then why is Larry King interviewing her? She is not interesting, folks. Can't you write about Amy Winehouse or something?

Question

Now that Paris Hilton has gone back to jail, will people please stop writing about her? She isn't talented or interesting or smart. Please stop reporting on her. Pretty please?

This is so wrong, but I love it

This link isn't work safe, but it's definitely funny. Does the doll come with an orange prison jumpsuit? (Via Elayne Riggs. )