Don't do it, Caroline!
I used to like Caroline Kennedy. Now...not so much. Sure, she was a curiously pallid figure, but she was classy. She had a low-key life writing books, serving on assorted foundation boards, raising money for the New York City schools, and carrying the Camelot torch. After watching her mother run the paparazzi gauntlet, you couldn't blame her for avoiding a life on the public stage. There are only two things that could explain her current interest in La Hill's Senate seat: a. Uncle Ted put her up to it, because there just has to be a Kennedy in the Senate. b. She's going through a mid-life crisis. I'm inclined to believe the former. Uncle Ted's not long for this world, so he's nudging his publicity-shy niece into the spotlight. Weirdly enough, she's playing along with it--and why? If anyone's gone out of her way to avoid controversy during her half-century on the planet, it's Caroline Kennedy. This is not a bad thing, of course. Except when you...