The Truffle

While Michael Vick and DMX have become the poster boys for pit bull abuse, today's generation of marginalized canines seeks a voice. Enter Budgie and Basil, the front-pets for Caninus. Above is a photo of the band, looking very grindcore. Someone should let the band know about the Michael Vick chew toy. Budgie and Basil would probably approve. Meanwhile, check out the band's MySpace page here.

Dog lovers who are barking mad over dogfighting can now purchase... the Michael Vick Dog Chew Toy ! What could be more fun than watching your dog maul this thing? It's certainly more entertaining than the usual rawhide and squeaky toys. And there's even a doggie mascot! Is it different you ask? You bet it is! Vick's Dog Chew Toy is made of state of the art "dog" material. The Vick's Toy Doll is so strong and flexible, it will challenge every breed. Especially The Pit Bull. Could a Mitt Romney dog chew toy be next? Maybe someone could suggest it.