Wednesday, May 30, 2007

One word: WHY?

From Oh No They Didn't:

HOLLYWOOD - Britney Spears' ex-husband Kevin Federline is embarking on a movie career after landing a part in Keanu Reeves' new film.

The dancer/rapper will play a "small but notable" role in the thriller Night Watch, opposite Reeves and Oscar winner Forest Whitaker, according to In Touch Weekly magazine.

It won't be the 29-year-old's first acting job--he appeared in an episode of TV drama CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, which aired last year.

I love me some Forest Whitaker, but putting him in a movie with K-Fed is like serving Big Macs at the Russian Tea Room. Unliess this "small but notable" role involves being punched out on screen, I'm going to pass.