Freaky Fridays and other things

ScottEVill notes that late Friday is always the time Bush picks to unleash unfortunate news, circumvent Congress, or generally behave like the slimeball he is. What's coming up for next Friday? Scott has an idea.

Sister Nancy is horrified to discover cosmetics for men. Nancy, hon, menfolk have been doing that for years. Michael Jackson had eyeliner tattooed on his face back in the 1980s. Where were you when this freakazoid was trying to perfect the art of self-emasculation? You wonder why men aren't manly men anymore? It goes back to Michael Jackson. Come to think of it, who championed the Jackson 5 back when Michael was still black? Diana Ross, Berry Gordy, and Motown. Who did Jackson do his best to resemble? Diana Ross. There's a conspiracy here, and it's got something to do with Miss Ross and Motown. I'm sure that girly-voice himself, Smokey Robinson, also has something to do with it. Remind me to tell you about my other theory, involving Barney the Dinosaur, Jerry Falwell, Scandinavian Flags, and the Nobel Prizes.

Awwwww, poochies! Wookit the cute poochies!

Via Blue Gal, I've stumbled onto another one of those fun online quizzes. And according to this one...








What Classic Actress Are You?




Lucille Ball. Although she is best known for her work on television, she was a veteran in the movie business being in near 40 films and on the radio before "I Love Lucy" aired. From television fame and syndication, everyone knows her face and watches her in the grand-daddy of situation comedies, and in my opinion, the greatest.

Inventive, Perfectionist, Charismatic, Quirky, Lithe

You are a goofball. But you are much more than a clown, you are a friend to all; warm, funny, and caring. People take comfort being in your presence and you always end up making even the most melancholy person leave with a smile on his/her face. Always putting other people ahead of your own needs, you are a very hard worker. You truly have a gift, giving joy to everyone around you. Don't ever lose that.
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