Another reason I love birthdays

Tomorrow, Le Sweetie and I are going to see Bingo Gazingo, the dude named Best Dirty Old Man in the Village Voice's 2003 Best of New York issue.

He looks like your grandfather; he thinks like your horny 13-year-old brother. He's BINGO GAZINGO, poet-performance artist- outsider music superstar and author of such epics as "I Love You So Fucking Much I Can't Shit." The seventysomething has been tearing it up on the downtown scene with his hilarious, potty-mouthed odes to female celebrities and bodily functions.

Can't wait.

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