Uh-huh. I. Don't. Think. So.

From the "jokes writing themselves" department:

Via Bark Bark Woof Woof, we find the Newtster trying to restore dignity and propriety to political life.

Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, who is considering whether to run for president, said Tuesday the personal lives of White House hopefuls shouldn't be an issue in the 2008 campaign.


Note to Mr. Gingrich: Even if you weren't cheating on your missus while trying to nail Clinton, you need to realize that a lot of people won't accept a president whose first name is Newt. (Mitt sounds more businesslike, but still...) Really, these face-saving measures are a waste of time, dontcha think?

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