Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Insert appropriate dog pun here

Dog lovers who are barking mad over dogfighting can now purchase...the Michael Vick Dog Chew Toy! What could be more fun than watching your dog maul this thing? It's certainly more entertaining than the usual rawhide and squeaky toys. And there's even a doggie mascot!

Is it different you ask? You bet it is! Vick's Dog Chew Toy is made of state of the art "dog" material. The Vick's Toy Doll is so strong and flexible, it will challenge every breed. Especially The Pit Bull.

Could a Mitt Romney dog chew toy be next? Maybe someone could suggest it.