From the "why's he still famous?" department

Dave Navarro's dual careers as musician and reality TV star have stalled. So how can he make money? The choices are:

a. Host some Time-Life "Alternative Nation: Rock of the '90s" infomercial.

b. Go to technical college and train for an exciting new career as a medical assistant.

c. Become night manager at the local Hot Topic.

d. Do porn.

Navarro, needless to say, went with d. Alas, interested fans will be sad to know that Navarro will be directing, not acting.

Dave Navarro will direct his first porn film, ‘Broken’, for Teravision, the adult film production company owned by porn star Tera Patrick and her husband, ex-Oz star Evan Seinfeld.

The film stars teen porn star Sasha Grey, David explains:

“What happens is, the film breaks fantasy and goes back into reality and you’re actually on the set, so my interaction is mainly me giving Sasha direction. If anything, there’s definitely an artistic flair and sensibility throughout the picture that might at times appear self-indulgent - I hope so!”

Note to the Chili Peppers: aren't you glad you ditched this guy?

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