Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Pop-pop-pop goes the popcorn

Forget the great Sarah Palin implosion. This? Is the most bestest, wonderfulest, most special part of the GOP convention so far.

And I do mean special. As in, you'd have to be truly "special" to want to show your face at a fundraiser for Tom "I Retreated, Then Surrendered" DeLay.

WTF was Smash Mouth doing there, anyhow?

"He's the man, he's the man," said one guest leaving the party.

"I've always liked him, he's a good solid conservative," said one delegate standing in line for entrance to the party, Corey Stewart, chairman of the Board of Supervisors in Prince William County, Virginia.

If "conservative" is a synonym for "corrupt, oily douchebag," then Corey Stewart may be right.

Other attendees--well, they tried to avoid making stupid remarks, doing other things to make themselves look stupid instead:

Asked his reaction to DeLay's appearance in Minneapolis, Cong. John Mica (R-FL) declined to answer and then head-butted the ABC camera.

Where's Rick Santorum in the middle of all this? Come back, Li'l Ricky! The GOP needs you! Really, really honest and truly!