Tuesday, September 30, 2008

The crybaby conservatism continues!

Bet you didn't know the Precious Princess' parents have taken up a post-retirement career as rat killers.

Gee, her family sounds like a tough-as-nails bunch. But even Momsy and Popsy are protesting the media's supposedly shabby treatment of their little princess. Methinks they doth protest too much. For one thing, CBS still hasn't aired one potentially damning segment. Basically the Precious Princess only knows about one Supreme Court case: Roe vs. Wade.

Did she study American history? If so, did she pay attention in class or just cheat off the other students during exams?