Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Aw, poor Rudy

The GOP has dropped Rudy Giuliani as a convention speaker, replacing him with the more engaging...uh, I mean, more energizing...no, scratch that...more...oh, let's just say that Rudy's been replaced with other people.

Ladies and gentlemen, instead of Rudy, they'll have Fred Thompson and Joe Lieberman.

"Please, George, not at the convention. We don't want to frighten away what's left of our fundie base, do we?"

It could've been worse, of course. Rudy could be in the VP slot for this disaster of a campaign, facing Joe Biden in veep debates. This, of course, would remind everyone once again of Biden's remark: "There's only three things he mentions in a sentence: a noun, and a verb and 9/11."