Saturday, July 05, 2008

It's Snark Saturday!

From the "be careful what you wish for" department...

The "real 'Merikenz SPEAK TEH ENGLISH!1!!1!" crowd would be in big, BIG trouble if they ever had their way. For one thing, they could find themselves demoted to second-class citizen status.

Don't believe me? Some proof...

Note to wingtards: Why do you guys have so much trouble with this word, anyway? It's A-M-N-E-S-T-Y. Like in that Bush-hating human rights group, Amnesty International. If you're going to harp about the English language, can't you at least buy a dictionary? Or at least consult one at your library? You DO have libraries where you live, don't you?

Not to be outdone, a wingtard mayor has dared to be different:

Okay, let's give Mayor Stranczek the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he was talking about excretions instead. Maybe he's convinced illegals are letting their dogs poop on his lawn. Yeah, that's it...

(Via Democratic Underground, where at least they can spell "amnesty.")