Friday, October 05, 2007

Sue me. This is funny.

Ladies and gentlemen...Starbuck's new Britney-themed drink: the Mess-o-cino.

Speaking of Britney, it seems her new video for "Gimme More" isn't much better than her VMA performance. From People, one of the few magazines to continuously kiss her butt, comes a collection of negative reviews. Which in turn, leads to this assessment from my favorite entertainment mag, Entertainment Weekly.

The moral of the story is, if you're going to build an entire video around a stripper pole, then you better work said pole like a nine-to-five. Drop it like it's hot. Throw a leg up over your head. Hire one of the elegant ladies of HBO's G-String Divas, and have her teach you that daring move where you hang upside down by your legs and spin with reckless abandon. Alas, in the case of "Gimme More," I've seen sexier pole work during an afternoon of fly-fishing.