Saturday, November 04, 2006

Yeah, suuuuuuuure. We believe ya.

Comin' up on the Psycho-Christian Chronicles: "How Ted Haggard Conquered Temptation!" An inspiring true story! Think CBN would be interested in the TV movie rights?

The Rev. Ted Haggard said Friday he bought methamphetamine and received a massage from a male prostitute. But the influential Christian evangelist insisted he threw the drugs away and never had sex with the man.

*snicker*

All the people who thought "I didn't inhale" was silly have to admit that this excuse is way dumber.

I've always suspected that this guy is a serious closet case as well...



Of course, in a few days, he won't be a senator anymore, so nobody cares.

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