Saturday, November 04, 2006

Yeah, suuuuuuuure. We believe ya.

Comin' up on the Psycho-Christian Chronicles: "How Ted Haggard Conquered Temptation!" An inspiring true story! Think CBN would be interested in the TV movie rights?

The Rev. Ted Haggard said Friday he bought methamphetamine and received a massage from a male prostitute. But the influential Christian evangelist insisted he threw the drugs away and never had sex with the man.


All the people who thought "I didn't inhale" was silly have to admit that this excuse is way dumber.

I've always suspected that this guy is a serious closet case as well...

Of course, in a few days, he won't be a senator anymore, so nobody cares.