No, this isn't a joke...

Via The Republic of Dogs, we find the perfect gift for the little wannabe Crusader in your life...Armor of God Pajamas.

It sounds like a joke.

It is not.

Our holy entrepeneurs explain:

The whole Armor of God Pajama set will help your children to depend on God to protect them from their fears, doubts, and uncertainties at night so their sleep can be restful and peaceful.

Gee, who needs stuffed animals, anymore?

Although we are a new company, our desire is to grow into a well-known Christian Organization whose main goal is to reach as many children as possible by providing the Word of God, offering top quality products and excellent customer service along with offering parents the means and support to help their children grow in the knowledge of Jesus Christ.


They even have Armor of God dolls.


And soon they'll have Armor of God blankets. Top it off with Catholic Shopper's Jesus Inspirational Sport Statues, and you'll have a kid-friendly Christian bedroom.

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