NARF!

For my birthday, my sweetie gave me something I had longed for for a long, long time...Pinky and the Brain on DVD! A couple of years ago, Entertainment Weekly was wondering when Warner Bros. would commit this glorious piece of clever animation and pop culture satire to DVD (omitting, of course, the episodes with Elmyra). Now the prayers of P&B's fans have been answered!

Ah, 1990s animation. A reminder of a more innocent time, when the good-natured snark of pop culture had not yet been supplanted by a discourse based on smears, whining, and bitchiness. When being clever was a virtue. Looking back, we might have been better off with cartoon mice running the world than...well, the buffoons we've got now. You know which ones I'm talking about.

They're Dubya and Dick
Yes Dubya and Dick
One is a fratboy, the other's a prick

They're clueless neocons
Their logic is wrong

They're Dubya, they're Dubya and Dick Dick Dick Dick Dick!

Bin Laden's still at large
Suits Dubya just fine
But it's still a bit bizarre
That this would slip his mind.

They're Dubya and Dick
Yes, Dubya and Dick
They love dirty tricks
It's really pretty sick

But 33 percent
Approve of these gents

They're Dubya, they're Dubya and Dick Dick Dick Dick
Dick Dick Dick Dick

NARF!

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