Monday, July 02, 2007

How predictable can this president possibly get?

Yes, after flinging Muppet Man under the bus, the preznit has decided to scrape him off the tarmac and flick the pebbles off his suit, lest Scoots have to trade the suit in for a bright orange prison uniform. Otherwise, the man with the dumbest name in political history might reveal certain ugly facts about the administration.

At this point, the president should just pose in front of an American flag with both middle fingers extended upward.

New political slogan: "If you're not outraged, you're probably just waiting for January 20, 2009."