It's Frivolous Gossip Friday! Yippee!
Britney Spears' spokesperson is now refusing to deny rumors of a forthcoming Britney/Kevin Federline split. Yes, Britney seems to have realized that foisting K-Fed the perpetually stoned wannabe rapper on the world was a mistake. She seems to have figured this out very recently, since she is now about five months pregnant with their second kid. According to IMDB, Britney came home to find him drinking and smoking pot. She is now at the end of her rope.
Of course, everyone but her already saw this coming. Unemployed stoner who dumped his pregnant girlfriend as she's about to pop out their kid? Yup, a great catch. In People, Britney gloated, "I'm sorry you don't have what I have." She's the only one who felt that way. Everyone else just shook their heads as the idiocy unfolded. She was photographed grabbing his crotch and dumping her ashtray over the balcony. They held a white trash wedding where K-Fed's homies wore track suits that read "Pimp Daddy." They posed for photos spreads in People, submitted their home movies for a lame reality series, and acted as if the whole relationship was one big publicity stunt.
Oh yeah, and K-Fed started to fancy himself as a rapper. That was a joke that wrote itself.
Except now it's gone from hilarious to plain pathetic. Britney was reduced to tears after she stumbled and almost dropped her kid, with the paparazzi clicking away. Obviously, it was an accident. However, she's already been investigated by Children's Services twice, for stuff that's much more serious. And Stumblegate just led to more cracks about her lack of parenting skills. With a picture like this one, however, it's hard to laugh along. Now I just feel sorry for the girl. I wish she'd dump the loser, take a parenting class, and leave the public eye for a while. The joke's over, people.
Of course, everyone but her already saw this coming. Unemployed stoner who dumped his pregnant girlfriend as she's about to pop out their kid? Yup, a great catch. In People, Britney gloated, "I'm sorry you don't have what I have." She's the only one who felt that way. Everyone else just shook their heads as the idiocy unfolded. She was photographed grabbing his crotch and dumping her ashtray over the balcony. They held a white trash wedding where K-Fed's homies wore track suits that read "Pimp Daddy." They posed for photos spreads in People, submitted their home movies for a lame reality series, and acted as if the whole relationship was one big publicity stunt.
Oh yeah, and K-Fed started to fancy himself as a rapper. That was a joke that wrote itself.
Except now it's gone from hilarious to plain pathetic. Britney was reduced to tears after she stumbled and almost dropped her kid, with the paparazzi clicking away. Obviously, it was an accident. However, she's already been investigated by Children's Services twice, for stuff that's much more serious. And Stumblegate just led to more cracks about her lack of parenting skills. With a picture like this one, however, it's hard to laugh along. Now I just feel sorry for the girl. I wish she'd dump the loser, take a parenting class, and leave the public eye for a while. The joke's over, people.
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