Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Well, the SOTU has started...

...and I'm aware that there are SOTU drinking games floating around the blogosphere. I'm glad I don't have any alcohol lying around, or else I'd be drunk in 5 minutes. Elayne Riggs directs us to this drinking game and this one as well.

Boy, does Darth Cheney look glum standing next to Madame Speaker. Actually, the worse "Madame Speaker" got a bigger round of applause than Chimpy did. This many not be a good thing. Of course, considering Madame Speaker's predecessor.

Awwwwww. Dubya congratulated the Dem majority and McCain looks unhappy. Cheney looks like either a. he's mulling over his newly uncovered role in Plamegate or b. he's trying to muffle a fart.

Gee, it's so nice that Dubya's sounding all bipartisan, isn't it? Man, his speechwriters are pretty good, but looking in his eyes, you can tell he really doesn't mean them. Like the part about deficit reduction and balancing the budget.

("Balanced budgets? We don't need no stinkin' balanced budgets! We just need to protect America's endangered stem cells!")