Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Dear Liddy Dole

You just lost a Senate seat formerly held by Jesse Helms.

Jesse. HELMS.

You might not want to bring that up in future Viagra commercials. You are planning on more quality time with Bob, aren't you?

PS: YIKES! What the hell is Tom DeLay doing on MSNBC? Tweety, quit inviting that prick onto your show. He's icky and nobody likes him! EW! EW! EW!