Monday, August 04, 2008

Life's little "whuh?" moments

Okay, why is it such a bad idea for people to keep their tires inflated? I'm confused. Are they arguing against keeping tires filled? Is John McCain's cast of idiots going to turn around and say that there's nothing wrong with flat tires? I ask because I'm imagining the potential Team McCain slogans:

"If you're a dirty appeasing hippie tree-hugging tire-filler, vote for Obama."

Or maybe: "Never mind the price gouging. Aren't tire gouges funny?"

Or maybe: "We'll never TIRE of new attempts to come up with talking points that don't work."

Maybe McCain should spend the rest of the campaign season hanging out at Schmidt's Sausage Haus und Restaurant.

P.S. Properly inflated tires save oil. So there.