Why spammers are so useless and ineffective

Their spamming doesn't work, doesn't result in any significant business, annoys people, and is simply a pain in the butt. They always sell the same stuff: computer software, college degrees, Viagra, Rolexes. I've got computer software (otherwise, I wouldn't be typing this). I've got a college degree. I've got a wristwatch. I'm female, so I don't have erectile dysfunction. I don't need Viagra and I don't need to have my penis enlarged.

I can always tell spam is spam because they have stupid message headers that make no sense at all. A sample from my mailbox:

"On go is quaver rent"
"Which smoke in whiz"
"In learn go sellotape reality"
"An start be lithe"

I'm not sure where these messages are coming from, but loosely translated, they all mean the same thing: "This is another piece of spam wasting space in your mailbox. You'll buy a Rolex from me, wontcha?"

No. Find another way to make money.

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