What are you on, man? When they said anyone in America could grow up to be President, they weren’t talking about you, Ralph! You’ve tried and failed and tried and failed! And don’t give me this “I’m making a statement” crap. We have a new environmentalist-who-is-trying-to-be-relevant-through-environmentalism now. His name is Al Gore, and he’s like, three times as annoying as you are. [And he's not even running!--Truffle] You even fail at being annoying, Ralph Nader.
I do disagree with that last part. Nader is still kind of annoying.